So you see I jumped ship in the Middle East and made my way to ‘dis prison in Quantico you know. They were makin me wear this like robe thing at night because, you know they thought I was gonna kill myself. And so after a few months what do you think they tell me. You’re getting a visit from the Chair of the Human Rights Cmte of the German Parliament, yeah the twelfth in line for Chancellor himself. The flowing robes, powdered wig . . . striking. And so after we been talking I say, “Hey, Helmut, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the prison gedunk, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money but we will protest your confinement to the American President.”. So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. Story here.